| Abondonza |
Actually a Badeerfism that was stolen and incorporated into Don Bonics; it means goodbye. |
| Badeerfish |
A term dedicated to our friend Greg Clevenger synonym for Juanish (below) |
| Ball Bareage |
When a female sees a male sans clothing in a suprise encounter. |
| Bleezee |
Cigar (not really sure how these connect) |
| Bloj |
Self explanitory to any red-blooded American male (this site is rated PG - if your
not sure, ask Don). |
| Bruce |
The name of the Jewel & the Rough banner. Mistakenly named for the
Incredible Hulk character which Don thought was Bruce Banner. When I told him
the Hulk character was really David Banner, we didn't have the heart to change
the name. |
| Edwin |
The electric fan; comes from Edwin McCain song lyrics " I'll be
the greatest fan of your life" |
| Flurp |
A mistake. |
| Jeds |
The clamps used to secure the banner hanging behind the band. (get it?
Jed Clampits?) This phrase was actually coined and added to the Don Bonics list
by Dan Hamilton of the band "As Is" |
| Juanish |
means weird; Juan Bizarro was the name of the tour bus that Don traveled
in with
his old band from 1978 to 1980. And since it look so weird, it evolved into being Juanish. |
| Lolygag McGuilicutty |
Slow....real slow.
|
| Mateeb |
Material/Stuff |
| Orangutarms |
noun describing the length of Don Pennington's wing span. |
| Quack |
Duct Tape (as in, "Hey Jewel, where's the quack?") |
| Reeb |
Another word for Beer. Actually, it's beer spelled backward. |
| Schmotaled |
This is what you are when you drink too much alcohol (combo of smashed and totaled -
maybe after too many Reebs). |
| Schmucks |
$$$$$ (money). |
| Schmurb |
not to be confused with Schmurgs is a bourbon & Coke. |
| Schmurg |
Hamburger |
| Sheezgeez |
holy S*%$ (once again, you can figure it out - the website is rated PG) |
| Sognoid Mateeb |
This describes Jewel's dog Keegan after he does a Greg Louganis into Don's backyard
pond |
| Scruntch Mateeb |
This means food. |
| Soodle |
Ask Don about using this technique to try to pick up girls
when he was in a band on the road. It has something to do with being in a
band and pretending you come from a foreign country. |
| Speed Soodle |
to Soodle (see above) at a very fast pace; Jewel does this well. |
| Srooc |
(pronounced "schrook"); Don Bonics for Coors |
| SST |
You've heard of Mountain Standard Time, Eastern Standard Time, etc.? This stands for "Squish Standard Time", which is the time zone of our buddy Bob (Squish). |
